Hallmark movies used to be the exclusive domain of tasteless and self-defeating relational polemics or artistic sentimental drivel as the cool kids would say. But thanks to the times, now it is more than that: a starless display of sexualized logorrhea:
“Hallmark Channel is making a little bit of Christmas history with its first holiday movie centered on a lesbian romance. On the heels of last year’s The Holiday Sitter, the network’s first gay romantic comedy, Friends & Family Christmas hopes to keep the LGBTQ streak going.” https://www.tvguide.com/…/hallmark-lesbian-christmas…/
The idea, of course, is to normalize the gay agenda within a genre that could be easily described as the gayest. Not only will audiences find themselves exposed to an array of worthless dialogues befitting the vocabulary of thuggish elves, but now they will have the added layer of lesbian interactions openly mocking biblical ethics.
As one of the actresses so eloquently put it:
“I hope that there will always be queer Christmas movies every year — at least one but maybe, like, three — and see different people in these roles.”
Like yeah. Like for realz. Like, no!
We will need to do more than simply shout “Merry Christmas” these coming twelve days but also make it abundantly clear that these attempts at synchronizing the festivity of the Incarnate Son of God with unnatural unions (Rom. 1:27) have nothing in common.
This is merely a pagan approach to make evangelicals already sympathetic to these lame-worthy causes even more compelled to give the L a chance. But these will not do.
So, in the masculine, traditional spirit, here are ten great Christmas classics to stir your heart to genuine Trinitarian jolliness. Most of these are available on YouTube for free:
a) A Charlie Brown Christmas (1965)
b) It’s A Wonderful Life (1946)
c) Miracle On 34th Street (1947 & 1994)
d) Die Hard (1988) *NOT FOR KIDS*
e) White Christmas (1954)
f) Klaus (2019)
g) A Christmas Carol (1951)
h) Dr. Seuss’ How the Grinch Stole Christmas (1966 & 2000)
i) Christmas in Connecticut (1945)
j) Holiday Inn (1942)
I’d love to hear some other suggestions.
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